This is a Rant RPG
What is a Rant RPG?
Just add your thought at the end of the Old Man's Rants - make this guy as sour as you'd want him to be, as sorry as he can handle, or nothing more than piss and vinegar!
And it starts like this...
Down the hill
in the Soggy Bottom Swamps
Lives a man
Who grouses and spouts
"Kids today don't seem to understand
the way things used to be
They spend their time in heat
It sounds like a damn flock of birds!
And always with their thumbs tapping
I swear one day they'll have a new thumb disease!
And then there's...